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I never knew that writing a blog can be exciting.Maybe I'm born to write and becomes a prolific author.Hmmmm...too late to think of that now since I'm still stuck at finishing my engineering degree.If only I...(the list will go on forever!).
Anyway, recently I've watched the so-called Romero's greatest masterpiece, '
LAND of THE DEAD'.It turns out to be not so great after all.I was expecting something to scare the hell out of me but thorughout the whole movie, I was just laughing my ass off!!!Trust me,the whole story was just so stupid and there's not even a single bit of a story line that you can come up with. The amount of gore that you'd expect from this genre of movies also dissapointed me.There's not enough blood!!!Also Since when did zombie have feelings and can think for themselves???(There's this really 'smart' zombie and his what-I-like-to-call his assistant.[watch out for the gal with the torn mouth!] which sort of like the main character).Some of the ridiculous things are:
- I don't know if anybody who seen this movie notice this but I think that the zombies gain speed gradually until it seems like the zombies are competing with Ato Boldon!
- Also near the end, instead of the zombies craving for people's meat,they look more like some crazy rapist (when it involves woman)
- Why didn't they just kill them off by slowly reducing their number to zero,instead they just kill em off when they needed food supply
- Where did the electricty for the fence came from anyway???There shouldn't be people outside the main city to take care off the power generator.I know I wouldn't wanna be out there!
- That scene where the lesbians was kissing and then grabbed by the zombies. Why lesbians???they could've just put some people watcing tv or something( I'm not homophobic anyway!)
- The zombies stupidly got trapped under the umbrella.It lasts for 15 seconds i think
- The zombie was ripping off somebody's piercing
- The big Samoan guys babbling about Samoa's affair,that wasted at least 3 minutes of my time(Oh but he's cool and he makes me laugh most of the times!)
- Finally, the best and should get the trophy(watch for this one!)is when that old guy (Kefflan sumthin) trying to act like a he's a cold blooded murderer but instead he makes the scene looks like a joke. ("Watch out!"...and then he shot the other guy, near the elevator)
- etcetera...there's too much and I'm just too lazy to write
Final verdict: Instead of a masterpiece,this is a dumbpiece and should be avoided at all cost(babi!!!membazir $5 aku je,baek aku makan McD.Romero should just die!Tgk cite PHSM lagi bagus). But if you want to laugh at how dumb this movie is,go ahead.Mac your day!That's how I enjoyed the movie...
Lame words of the day:
Endowment = gift,talent,help,amount,prize,feature
Tacit = implicit,for granted, believed, assumed
Rhapsody = Collection,setup,play,poetry,thesis,tune,work,bliss,desire
Echelons = Class, upper class,rank, standing
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