mate : g'day mate! How's it going? anything new?
aku : not too bad, just woke up early this morning..:)
mate : stop bragging mate..i don't sleep at all.. so, what can i do for ya mate?
aku : well, i need a small favour..
mate : what's it gonna be?
aku : the usual stuff...but i just cant help asking one question.. are you accurate?
mate : fuck mate! im the best there ees! never been more accurate than eva.. no more questions like that..
aku : just another tiny one, how accurate are you exactly?
mate : accurate to two decimal places, as they always say..
aku : alright, if you say so.. are you ready?
mate : yeah mate, ready as eva, have a goii!
i stepped up and....
aku : sooooo....??
mate : hmm wait, still counting..67.93...68.42...69.54...
aku : oh oh....stay..stay..stay..
mate : voila!
70.00...
aku : crap, you said you're accurate! you tell bullshits..
mate : mate, neva eva question my credibility again, understood?
aku : sorry for that, but, you must be joking...! (surprised
:)...)
mate : ya bloody short Asian! fucking gook! brown monkey! what else must i shout to ya!
aku : hey hey hey...go easy on the race thing..you're not that tall either..
mate : ya got me there, but seriously mate, i can make so many people pay for me mate..but free doesn't mean that im full of shits..im paid by the union ya knoii..
aku : yeah yeah, stop being emotional..anyways, thanks for the help, im off for a bag of chips..
:)..
mate : yeah.. ya can smile for now...wait til i see ya after Ramadhan..
:)aku : ....
:)......see yah!
mate : have a good one mate!
this guy knows me better than i thought he does...starting to like this bloke actually...
Quote of the week:Telur Gajah -
Anas, "Pahang, Telur Gajah kan?" Tok Gajah is the actual nickname for Pahang football team...
Ping Pung -
Mapen, "eh, bila kita nak main ping pungggg??"
Raga,Guni, Jala Ikan -
Mapen's desperate unsuccessful attempts to describe a net for storing soccer balls or 'jaring' jee...
-AMAR™-
