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Friday, September 29, 2006
I'm getting bored with this blog...
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Malaysian’s coins are actually much lighter than Australian’s coins. So Malaysians should be glad when you don’t have to overburden yourself with those heavy coins as change when you’re riding the bus. But then again, Malaysians still use those annoying 1 cent coins. I’ll feel sorry if I throw them out and most of the shops don’t have the convenience of the donation box (e.g in McD or KFC) to dump them. So in the end, your wallet will still weigh the same. But when I think about it, in Australia we have EFTPOS. Damn, one more stuff that I missed using. Btw, they stopped using the 1 dollar coin here!

Below are some stuff my fren gave me.A good humour!:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In the next life, who wants to be a pig?)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head! off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(Some still want to be a pig in their next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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posted by gingerbeer @ 1:29:00 AM  
1 Comments:
  • At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sengal la..hahahaha :D

     
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