Assalamualaikum.. I bumped into (takdela by accident pun, hehe) this thing, ironically, while studying for Banking and Lending mid-sem..God forbids, if i eventually fail this mid-sem, im blaming berita harian for it..the headline on 29th of April 2006 says... 'an utterly puzzling piece of cow dung'..QUESTIONABLE:-- why is it under the 'Berita Utama' tab? (in fact it was right at the top, the 1st article!!)
- how did it even make the headline??
- why kemuncup? ada ape dgn kemuncup?
- kenapa beliau?
- kenapa berita harian tergamak melakukan semua ini?
- kenapa aku boleh terperdaya terbaca sampai habis plaaak..??????? kenapa aku jugak?!!!
'REASONABLE' EXPLANATIONS:-
- beliau tak cukup perhatian di rumah..
- the writer needs more attention..
- kemuncup has become endangered floral species..
- an attempt to start a trend of 'cabuting kemuncup'..
- nak divert readers away from less important things i.e. masalah jambatan singapura and isu nuklear Iran..
- mmg dah takde cerita lain nak cover..
- editor's mistake (paling logic).. a prank gone horribly wrong..
- aku salah tafsir akibat kurang fokus dan kurang latihan membaca..
- cadangan untuk menangani masalah disiplin pelajar skolah dgn mendenda mereka cabut kemuncup...
- ujian IQ atau ujian kesabaran dan ketahanan mental pembaca..
- worry amongst top govt officials that kemuncup carry deadly virus..
- show of support for 'hari kemuncup sedunia'..
'UNTHINKABLE' CONSEQUENCES:-
- kemuncup akan pupus di tanah melayu..(Malaysia truly asia! and kemuncup-free too!)
- murid skolah berenti isap ganja pasal tanak kena denda cabut kemuncup..
- govt. saves millions discarding the current drug tests in schools..
- samyvellu claims, 'saya suka cabut pokok semalu'..
- org akan gelakkan berita harian selama 3 hari berturut-turut (seperti anda tgh lakukan sekarang)..
- the CIA concludes that it's some sort of a secret msg planning attacks on the westerns..
- Persatuan Kemuncup Kebangsaan (PKK) mengadakan demonstrasi secara besar-besaran di seluruh negara mulai esok..
- govt. declares state of emergency..
- aku tukar warganegara kerana tak sanggup hadapi semua ini lagi..
- 'Belia benci kemuncup! werrrrrrrrld..' slogan baru Mawi..
sorry to interrupt the 'Fraser Island' episodes Mapen, but this one is a collector's item.. a killer subject...diharap tuan2 dan puan2 dapat bersabar dan tidak mengambil sebarang tindakan terburu-buru yang boleh menjejaskan keamanan negara..BTW, aku tak mintak sape2 tolong jelaskan benda ni..aku hanya berserah dan pasrah..(deep in my malay heart, im still hoping that it is actually an editing error..amiiiin)
-AMAR™- |
