PeriSai KoMuniTi ®™

mate : g'day mate! How's it going? anything new?
aku : not too bad, just woke up early this morning..:)
mate : stop bragging mate..i don't sleep at all.. so, what can i do for ya mate?
aku : well, i need a small favour..
mate : what's it gonna be?
aku : the usual stuff...but i just cant help asking one question.. are you accurate?
mate : fuck mate! im the best there ees! never been more accurate than eva.. no more questions like that..
aku : just another tiny one, how accurate are you exactly?
mate : accurate to two decimal places, as they always say..
aku : alright, if you say so.. are you ready?
mate : yeah mate, ready as eva, have a goii!

i stepped up and....

aku : sooooo....??
mate : hmm wait, still counting..67.93...68.42...69.54...
aku : oh oh....stay..stay..stay..
mate : voila! 70.00...
aku : crap, you said you're accurate! you tell bullshits..
mate : mate, neva eva question my credibility again, understood?
aku : sorry for that, but, you must be joking...! (surprised :)...)
mate : ya bloody short Asian! fucking gook! brown monkey! what else must i shout to ya!
aku : hey hey hey...go easy on the race thing..you're not that tall either..
mate : ya got me there, but seriously mate, i can make so many people pay for me mate..but free doesn't mean that im full of shits..im paid by the union ya knoii..
aku : yeah yeah, stop being emotional..anyways, thanks for the help, im off for a bag of chips.. :)..
mate : yeah.. ya can smile for now...wait til i see ya after Ramadhan.. :)
aku : ....:)......see yah!
mate : have a good one mate!

this guy knows me better than i thought he does...starting to like this bloke actually...

Quote of the week:

Telur Gajah - Anas, "Pahang, Telur Gajah kan?" Tok Gajah is the actual nickname for Pahang football team...
Ping Pung - Mapen, "eh, bila kita nak main ping pungggg??"
Raga,Guni, Jala Ikan - Mapen's desperate unsuccessful attempts to describe a net for storing soccer balls or 'jaring' jee...

-AMAR™-

Dudes, here are some tips that i think might help us in our preparation for the MASCA Games.. Please do have a read on it.. Comments and discussions are very much appreciated, GOOD LUCK!

Assalamualaikum...

I've been feeling like a glass.. mana tak nye, pagi panassss, malam sejuuuuuk... kalau aku gelas, mmg dah pecah dah.. soooo..what i've been up to lately..tiddooooo...24 hrs in a day isn't enough for me, ye lah, imagine me spending half of the day sleeping je, everyday!! seriously, 10-12 hrs!! huh..and plus, did i mention i usually go to bed at 5 am.. hmmm umi, ayah, jgn baca!! haha.. sedara mara yg baca, jgn report!! ginilah student..ginilah AKU, sebenarnye..hehe..tu aa, but todayyyy, historical gila..nak dijadikan cite..aku tido kul 4, and woke up at 5..started cleaning the entire room at 9 and finished at 3!!! haaaaaaaaaaa...jgn memain, aku kluarkan skill suri rumah aku..aku cadang, kalau dah dapat CPA nanti, aku nak jadi suri rumah..chun? Anyways, while i was doing the cleaning, it's staggering to discover things that dont belong to me lying everywhere in my room haha..so i made a list of those things, hopefully tuan2 barang2 ni tak marah sangat ye (since i've been holding some of them for more than a semester)..but in my defence, some of them were in fact accidently given to me by their owners (tetinggal aa) and takde intention langsung nak buat harta okkkk, so cam bukan salah aku aa kadang2..takpe2 papehal ONE DAY, i'll return them dudes..

Zin - bola rugby kecik warna kuning
Mat Pin - CD Gone with the Wind..(CD yg ko kena tipu tu laa)
Shamas - A bag given by Ifran before he left, unknown contents (ni plaing lama aku pegang kot)..
Luqzan - Topi Ifran kasi, but ni actually salah wan cina, but then benda tu kat seblah rumah je..dont worry luqie, papehal ko akan dapat nanti!
Hafidz - Ski Gloves..thanks..hehe
Edwin - CD 'Be Cool' which is with someone else now..
Body - CD 'Puteri Gunung Ledang', Cable USB for Camera, CD 'Tiger Woods' (PS Game)
Ansar - Jumper cable..thanks a lot weh, life saver!
Mynn - Beg besar! Masa aku pakai gi NZ, n some stuffs which was innit when borrowed it..
Sham - hutang duit, but then this cannot be individually traced..hehe (costing)
Nurul - CD 'Al-Quran'.. tgk tu umi, ayah, ustaz, atok, acik atai! haha..
Juai - some old cds, elvis lah ape lah..ko pun mesti lupa dah..
Bijan - Postcard $1 Lake Tekapo, NZ..hehe..siap tanye aku cari mende tu...
Adi & Arin (Melb) - Postcard Gondola, NZ..tu nanti aa aku kena potong2 dulu..
Nisa - Tennis Racket..tertinggal..patutla kecik je, pompuan punye..
Man - Videocam Cassette..and bola..
Zariq - Pencil Case..peninggalan zaman gelabah untuk finals last semester..
Nadd - Headphone, which i dont think u still want it kan? kan? kan kennad?

Ampunilah daku kerana memegang barangan kalian dengan lama..

oi!

I was tossing and turning on my bed and it's clear that I can't sleep.it's already 8am and i'm still wide awake.why oh why?

On with the overdued post match review against INDO.Can't say much about the game actually.With a small number of player available,can't hope for much.We barely got about 4 substitutes which is small compared to what we got before.But this time Mr.Mapen@manager gonna play his first game of the season so there's a speck of hope there.So we started the game with a mindset that we just wanna train and play our game.With the traditional 3-5-2 formation,we started the game.As expected (bak kata ansar,'sepanjang pengalaman aku,org INDO maen agresif dan ganas'), the game was going rough and tackles was flying everywhere.With the overagresiveness of the opponents,we failed to maintain our ranks properly and plan effective offense.We kept being frustrated with tackle that should've been yellow carded.Even Adnan who usually can launch a calm and planned attack having trouble to do so.Yunus also did his part in trying to maintain possesion for the ball but as usual,they greet us with the warmest of tackle."x dapat bola,dpt kaki",itulah prinsip dieorg.The y manage to capitalize on our disorganization and got a goal.A mix up between the keeper and the defender(terence ko takyah naek kalo defender tgh kejar,nak naek,naek habis!),the striker managed to lobbed the ball past the keeper.We kept our calm and somehow,deep inside my heart,I knew that we gonna win this.After the break,from kick off,we start probing again for the equalizing goal and our effort paid off.Mapen,running forward from left back position has created an extra man in the field, pass a marker and passed the ball to yunus.Yunus than gave a difficult through ball to Anas in the penalty box who managed to nudge the ball.First hit the poll but later headed into the back of the net.1-1 the scoreline but we didn't celebrate yet cuz we wanted to grab the win.10 mins before the game end, we got a free kick,6-7m outside penalty box.Amar steps up to take the free kick,saw Anas running on the far post and cleverly crossed the ball,with pin-point accuracy to Anas's head whothen easily scored through the left hand-side of the keeper.2-1 and we were joyous.The game went on with Indo kept pushing for a goal but with Mapen's helping at the back,Who's gonna break the barrier(hehehe) altho the defence actually didn't do their best that day(byk misskick sial!!!),but in soccer,the results that's matter and we got what we wanted at the sound of the final whistle,a win and this completed our 3 consecutive wins.Good job everyone!!

Highlights of the game:

-Terence happily holding the ball outside the penalty area
-Fariq 'terpelanting2' being slide tackled by the opposition
-Unnecessary effort by Wan which caused him his ankle (MASCA!!!!ahhhh)
-Anas's free kick which went flying back to Stadium Merdeka
-Anas bawak awek!!!kerek tak nak kenal kan kat aku...mati ah ko!!!

Yesterday was a disaster for me.Reinstalling windows can invite a lot of 'mencarut' when after you've done,it turns out that 100 gig of your files has gone into Bernadatte's lawn and into thin air.All of my musics,video files(anime2 aku!!) hilang begitu sahaja.Cilaka!!Matila ko Bill GAtes
Lesson: Sila Backup Fail Anda

Today's also a sad day since Bijan's going back for good.Let's all hold hands togetha and remember back the good all days that we spent with Bijan.His influence to our life will certainly have some effect to our existence.The man who can 'ceriakan keadaan' in social gathering,the man who helps his friend in need bak kata org Member's Man,Member's Person,the man who got chased by the goat and i'm certain to have a 'goataphobia'.hehehe.Anyway,Bij,Good Luck in yor future life and Jgnlah lupakan kehidupan dan Rakan2 anda di Brissie ini cuz we know that we won't forget you.Go Bij!Al-fatihah....amin. (HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE)

Aku dah semakin mengantuk.It's 9.16 am.Gosh,I can feel my hands trembling now.
Lesson:Tido malam la,bukan tdo siang!!!

what a miserable rose you are

you are about to wither away in this forest of phantom

you would grow beautifully if you had water

i wish to plant you in the in the garden of a castle

but i do not own any land

we must go away to a faraway land

Quote of the day:

exaim@exam+assignment - Ansar
biar betul, memang betul ---lagu2 Kump Akar (ape yg betul bang??)
sangla@sangka - Wan Cina(lama gila ko biar benda ni kat MSN ko,buta ape??)
Surcaj - Utusan Malaysia

'He found his place,with his own strength'

p/s: sorry if there's spelling mistakes,I'm too sleepy to check them

-MAPEN®-

Assalamualaikum..

Yeeeee..dulu aku gemuk gilaa.. My peak weight ade cecah 85kg!! haha..pastu aku jadi cam skang..ade aa dlm 71 camtu.. Alhamdulillah...everybody was shocked with this change.. dulu ade member aku panggil aku 'perut' haha..skang tak pecaya aku dah camni..

Having this change in me had raised so many questions.. the most common questions are, "asal kau kurus ah skarang?" and "camne ko boleh kurus aa? ape ko buat?".. without knowing the real answer to that, aku slalu joke "stress blajar aa" or "amik dadah aa".. of course, there was the chick factor (which hasn't worked to my advantage til this day..ape ade pada rupa?? lesson no. 1)..to be frank, we all dont find fatties attractive do we? but that wasn't the main reason, after all, aku tak plan pun nak jadi kurus, or ikut any diet programs..it happened in a stealth mode if you like..i wasn't like being a fat bastard one day to brad pitt the next day! slow slow..man man..

Well, today im clarifying it once and for all.. the answer to this puzzle, which i just found out recently (just now sebenarnye), is FOOTBALL!! Ppl say that u'd do anything for something/someone that u love.......

Im married to the game (and Arsenal..takde awek takpela, janji ade Arsenal).. everybody who knows me wel knows how passionate i am about the game..paling pantang aku kalau ade orang kacau time tgk game Arsenal..!! nak kena maki, kacaula! Being a fat ass wouldn't help u much in soccer..i still remember those days where i'd say "huh, camne aku nak main 1st eleven ah?"..those days are gone baybeh! takde la nak kata aku power, but i tend to have more confidence in me now, not mentioning self esteem.. Memang laa susah org nak main dgn org gemuk! Dah la huduh, lembap plak tu! hahaha..(lek amar lek).. But really, football changed me..

Waktu zaman MMU melaka dulu, that was the first time that i had the chance to play football regularly (everyday).. everyday without failing, aku akan turun padang main.. huh, for that brief 2 hrs everyday, i'd forget everything that's preoccupying me and enjoy, really enjoy the game! it was and still a therapy for me..if only i could play football for a living..

After going to classes and doing everything else in life, i always look forward to that time of the day when i can really express myself.. aku suka suasana petang just before main bola..i'd breathe the cool air and instantly feel everything else disappears except for the ball..sitting and standing on the green grass still gives me the feeling as if i own the field..i am the KING! the field is like an artblock for me, where i can express myself freely.. im free to do anything with the ball..! never in this life have i felt bored playing the game..

I started as an attacker (at six as i remebered)..masa tu aku kecik lagi, org sume cakap "huh, maradona aa dia.." i guess that was the moment that brought out the love in me towards this beautiful game..pastu my dad used to bring me and my bro to watch local games (rindu sial stadium merdeka dgn nasi bryani ayam goreng..peghh!).. then there was this period when i was lost, the period when video games and shits took over the passion, u know lah kan..(ni lah buat aku jadi gemuk gedabak).. When i was 14, i was a defender, my physique hindered me from playing in other positions (a stereotype that i had to bare with for a long time).. pastu dah besar skit (makin kurus)..i was mobile enough to promote myself into midfield..hehe..ade skali tu aku main striker MMU lagi (an achievement bagi aku)..but obviously, i wasn't quick enough..strikers have to have that killer instinct that i dont posses.. but my heart lies there in the mid.. i like to be the one who create things, to be involved in every play, to receive passes and to pass the ball as well..Patrick Vieira is the man i look up to until today..i believed in him eversince he joined from Milan..aku ingat dulu time org tanye "sape player fav. ko?" org lain sume cakap, ronaldo aa..del piero aa..ade yg REDKNAPP!! bila aku cakap "Patrick Vieira"..mula laa kena kutuk..kena gelak.. skang sape gelak!!! Paddy's the man!!

So tu je ah aku nak cakap skang, pendek kata i'd die without football (and i'd still be a fatso if it wasn't for football)..tu yg aku tgh risau lutut aku ni..zaman lutut aku expired nanti, camne la aku nak main bola..harap2 la ade bini cun gile boleh nyanyikan aku masa tido, bole masak makanan (low fat) best2, boleh urut aku bersama servis tambahan, bole borak cubit2 hidung, hahah (sorry najwaaa).., bole layan tgk bola sama2 (but, whoever my wife might be, pls dont ask me to explain the offside rule during the game...kalau nak, during half time or after the game)..

Fascinating infos bout me and soccer:-

- have heaps of trading cards of soccer players in Malaysia..2 album tu, semangat..
- my favourite player used to be Youri Djorkaeff after watching the French during Euro 96..
- Dream 11 (as of 10th Sept 2005): Buffon, Cannavaro, Stam, Roberto Carlos, Zambrotta, Vieira, Zidane, Vicente, Ronaldinho, Henry, Ronaldo.
- Dream 11 of all time: Buffon, Desailly, Adams, Roberto Carlos, Thuram, Vieira, Zidane, Djorkaeff, Ronaldinho, Henry, Ronaldo.

-AMAR™-

oh yeah...amar has managed to outbeat the fast pace of a snail in updating this blog.It was like waiting the moon falls into my lap.Sembab!(slow+lembab).There's not much to talk about the morning session of the merdeka celebration except for cuteness-MAX!!!(based on the girls hysterical shout while watching the video) of abg Syam kita with his senamrobik with a touch of Zapin(tak sabor2 nak nari malam tuh,kan dah terlucut kain!) and also Wan's crushing defeat in tarik tali with a bunch of 5 to 6 year old kids(sia2 je aku jerit2).Well anyway,since Amar has already explained everything about merdeka nite,saves me the trouble of going through them.My personal feeling,the night was spectacular and everything was going almost smoothly except for some anomalies(anything that amar said under "Merdeka Nights just wouldn't be complete without",plus farah getting overexcited winning the phone).Sadly, there's not that much of 'merdeka spirit' in the air.I think the night is more like a 'Malaysia nite' and the best one that is.Maybe it's just me with my burning desire for patriotisme that wasn't unleashed(dgr cite filem ni suxxx!!bak kata fariq 'I want a piano'hahaha) that night.Maybe it's because there was no 'sajak' that night.sedey.I was really looking forward to reading it out loud because earlier I've been compiling my 'sajak' and even chose a special guitar tune for it.Oh well,if everybody's having fun on that nite,that's fine with me because I have to admit it was fun.


Also it was the first time for me for two things.One,winning the lucky draw(pancake,yum yum.lucky number 0047) and also singing live for everybody.I think there was not only butterfly in my stomach,there was also that oh-so-lame dinner(macam makan kat St Leos je) and some Weetabix I ate before.I was really nervous(nak terberak la,nak terkencing la,bak cite bujang lapok tu,'angin senggugut' dah datang).When I was called to the stage,I gather my thin courage to step forward and grabbed the mic and trying to talk things out with a lot of broken pieces of English trying to calm myself down.It did have some miniscule impact but no choice once the song started.I have to sing.With the disturbing spotlight scorching and illuminating my face I tried to remain calm and remember the lyrics.But you guys know what happened right???I forgot the part of 'I'm counting UFO's ...'(part nih aku gelak sorang2) and also 'but my hands are busy...'(nih aku humming...hahaha).Thank god the chorus was easy to follow.In the end,just can't control myself and ran outside with the sweat pouring out my glands(berpeloh cam sial!!panas kena spotlight).hahahaha....aku malu!!!tak sanggup aku berhadapan dgn rakan2 lagi!!!tapi seriously I was enjoying myself at the stage(layan sgt sampai lupe lirik) and I really hope the crowd enjoy the show,at least with my performance.forget about my silly voice okay!Next time I want to sing some 'rock kapak' because my soul is there.tak nak aku nyanyi omputih dah.bahasa jiwa bangsa.hehehe!!

oh yeah.I've found this great stuff which is worth to curse somebody with.takyah la nak mencarut2.although it's a little bit long,it makes us sound intellingent.hahaha.


Quote of the day

'terposena@terpesona' - Mohsin while being an MC on that glorious night
'aku tido dulu ada gak nanti' - amar's SMS to me.pening aku!
'yakan@yakin' - Helmi
'fried you??' - Jin(the Korean guy) asking Syifa after Syifa said sumthin about fried 'mee'(fried noodle la!)
'olay@okay' - Mapen

KUALA LUMPUR 28 Ogos - Gerakan menyeru kerajaan menubuhkan Majlis Perundingan Ekonomi Nasional ke-III (Mapen III) sebagai satu usaha untuk menambah baik daya saing negara.------selamba die guna nama aku!!!

important things are always so near but yet we can't reach them

YA-HA!!! - MAPEN®-

Assalamualaikum..

MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!! MERDEKA!!

It was a festive atmosphere at the Heath Room on the eve of 3rd September 2005..woooohooo!!! Spirit was high! Party time!! Everything, from the MCs to the Performances, was great! Special thanks to the people involved in organizing the event! Oh ye..! Aku menari zapin!!!! hahaha, who would have ever thought of that happening? pecaya tak pecaya, seeing is believing (kalau berani, downloadlah!)..

Some Merdeka Nights just wouldn't be complete without....

...Juai messing up with the PA system, causing a brief silent when the cikgus were dancing (credit to the cikgus who continued even wtout music!)!

...Wan being in a different time zone, after having a cup of coffee, he thoughfully wished the audience "A very good MORNING!"

...Sham's unexpected maneuver of the 'sampin lucut' move..luckily the song ended in time before everything else 'lucut'..erotic zapin..hmmm..

...Mat Pin's infamous rendition of "Wish you weren't here to witness me messing up the song!!!" hahah..forgot his lyrics, he unsuccessfully attempted to cover up only with some giggles, mumble jumble..poor debutant!

...Bijan winning 3rd place (out of 3 ppl) in the 'cawat competition'..he covered his 'private' well, but failed to realise that there's a gap at the back of the stage, took extra steps backwards aaaand......................................HAHAHHA! (we went wild!)..

Oh ye, this is the lyrics to 'Bagaikan Sakti'..Somehow i find the melody of this song very interesting..An example of the mesmerizing genious mind of sifu M. Nasir and the angelic voice of Siti Nurhaliza..

*Bagaikan Sakti *

Artis : SITI NURHALIZA/M.NASIR
Lagu : Bagai Sakti (OST Puteri Gunung Ledang) Syncrosound Sdn. Bhd.

Setapak melangkah, dua langkah ingatan kanda pada dinda..

Adinda bersumpah, jikalau kanda tidak kembali, adinda akan menyusul kekanda..
Menginjak pada tanah yang sama, bernafas pada udara yang sama..

Layar berbelok-belok, sauh dibongkar di tempat tenang..
Yang tinggal hati tak elok, yang pergi hati tak senang..
Bila sampai waktu, kita akan bersama...

Cinta datang
Tanpa diundang
Seumur masa tercipta

Dia datang bagai sakti
Bagai menyaksi mekar
Kembang pagi
Ohhh..

Cinta datang
Dengan senyuman
Panasnya membakar mentari

Wajah yang tergambar
Tak akan terpudar
Dari hati insan yang fana ini
Fana ini

Tak mungkin mentari
Akan terus sembunyi

Tiada sempadan
Tak bisa kulewati

Jika ini hakikatnya
Aku serahkan jiwa dan ragaku
Menanti muara sengsara
Jika ini ketentuannya
Jika ini hakikatnya
Aku serahkan jiwa dan raga
Jika ini ketentuannya
Kaukan jadi milikku jua

download the song here -Bagaikan Sakti

p/s: to download the files, right click at the links and save target as...

-AMAR™-