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• why is it under the 'Berita Utama' tab? (in fact it was right at the top, the 1st article!!)
  
• how did it even make the headline??
• why kemuncup? ada ape dgn kemuncup?
• kenapa beliau?
• kenapa berita harian tergamak melakukan semua ini?
• kenapa aku boleh terperdaya terbaca sampai habis plaaak..??????? kenapa aku jugak?!!!
  

• beliau tak cukup perhatian di rumah..
• the writer needs more attention..
• kemuncup has become endangered floral species..
• an attempt to start a trend of 'cabuting kemuncup'..
• nak divert readers away from less important things i.e. masalah jambatan singapura and isu nuklear Iran..
• mmg dah takde cerita lain nak cover..
• editor's mistake (paling logic).. a prank gone horribly wrong..
  
• aku salah tafsir akibat kurang fokus dan kurang latihan membaca..
• cadangan untuk menangani masalah disiplin pelajar skolah dgn mendenda mereka cabut kemuncup...
• ujian IQ atau ujian kesabaran dan ketahanan mental pembaca..
• worry amongst top govt officials that kemuncup carry deadly virus..
• show of support for 'hari kemuncup sedunia'..
  

• kemuncup akan pupus di tanah melayu..(Malaysia truly asia! and kemuncup-free too!)
  
• murid skolah berenti isap ganja pasal tanak kena denda cabut kemuncup..
• govt. saves millions discarding the current drug tests in schools..
• samyvellu claims, 'saya suka cabut pokok semalu'..
• org akan gelakkan berita harian selama 3 hari berturut-turut (seperti anda tgh lakukan sekarang)..
• the CIA concludes that it's some sort of a secret msg planning attacks on the westerns..
  
• Persatuan Kemuncup Kebangsaan (PKK) mengadakan demonstrasi secara besar-besaran di seluruh negara mulai esok..
• govt. declares state of emergency..
• aku tukar warganegara kerana tak sanggup hadapi semua ini lagi..
• 'Belia benci kemuncup! werrrrrrrrld..' slogan baru Mawi..
  

pic: in front of the UQ Sport beramai-ramai sap kok

Assalamualaikum..

Final score after full itme....4-4…scoresheet, Amar (2) and Mapen (2)…hahahha..could have anyone predicted that? (a fact, I've never scored a goal in my 1 ½ year in Brisbane…skali score 4 la plak tournament nih! Satu personal achievement!)Normally, with Anas in the team, he would have scored more than half of that score.. tapi we (owner Perisaikouniti hip hip hooray!) proved that we weren’t there just to make up the numbers!

Team Velho might just have played in the most exciting final ever!!! It was like being in a movie..we started the tournament by playing the mighty Centro (budak2 brunei) and met them in the final again.. but unlike the opening match, the final was the a display of our true strength.. Damn fuck, we gave them a really hard time..

Obviously Centro were favorites on paper, they even had the eventual winner of MVP in Huey (the ultimate footballer).. but even without using any subs throughout the course of the final game, as compared to Centro which had a team of all stars if u like, we manage to hold them at 4-4! The manner of that draw was even more incredible, it was like 1-0 to Centro, and we drew level 1-1, then 2-1 to Centro, and we fought back…and so on til it ended at 4-4…

pic: muka baru lepas kalah. .haih, mapen sengih cam tak miss penalty je?? kena bayar dgn budak brunei ke ni?

*FLASHBACK*…..during the church tournament which we’d won last year, ron saved a penalty and socred one and became the hero of that day…*FLASHBACK ENDS*… recalling that event, I asked ron to have the honor…. Ron didn’t want to, but I reassured him with the ‘church’ story, and he agreed to take… unfortunately he sent the ball wide, and that’s it.. for so many times in the game when we were one goal down, I felt that we were hopeless and would lose, but we came back each time and matched them..but that wasn’t the case after ron missed the penalty.. I honestly couldn’t see us lifting that trophy after the miss, and a Centro player stepped up and convert the deciding kick..it was in fact a kick in the tooth for most of us..

Most of us were left despaired; mapen even confessed that he cried!! I felt like doing so too, not because of we didn’t win the final..but because it was like a movie!! Honestly it was soooooooo DRAMATIC!! Hahah, we fought til the end..we were the underdog team but we fought like lions! And yet we lost.. I was utterly gutted! Speechless for a moment..

Til today mapen still hasn’t cleared the penalty that he missed off his head..heheheh, unlucky bastard.. but hey, sape2 boleh miss penalty..aku anggap match tu sampai habis xtra time je..4-4 dah aa..(ayat seorang yg kalah, hahahah)..penalty nasib (hahaha).. tapi seburuk mana penalty ko pun, takkan ade org dlm dunia ni yg di blame pasal miss penalty even if it means losing the World Cup.. chill la chaaaaaaa!! Tapi ape2 hal, bahan tetap bahan, teruk aa ko kena pasni pin..hahahahahhahah!!!